friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

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solubility:

the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.

(via katelynpossible)

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3 days ago

fuckitwereyoungxox:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

(via ipoog)

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3 days ago

lestradde:

on a scale of matt smith to zachary quinto how thick are your eyebrows

(Source: zakquinto, via invisiblink)

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1 week ago
I am hair. I is strong. I are beautiful. 

I am hair. I is strong. I are beautiful. 

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mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

(Source: drarna, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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2 weeks ago

firelordazula:

Photographer Eric Rolph captured this beautiful view from above Maui, Hawaii.

(Source: staceythinx, via fingerstriped)

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2 weeks ago

Carl Sagan, Cosmos (via larmoyante)

(via theappleppielifestyle)

The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
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thecatlurker:

hungrylikethewolfie:

zooophagous:

oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU

Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.

i am leopard. 

(via astro--box)

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3 weeks ago

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

(via urbanserendipity)

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